Work Virus Alert!
WARNING!! There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK".
If you receive "WORK", from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch "WORK" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
Order three drinks and after repeating 5 times, you will find that "WORK" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "WORK" already controls your whole life.
If this is the case, stay in the bar until you make at least 5 friends and then retry.