04-26-2006, 11:37 PM
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World Cup Rules for Women
LIST OF RULES FOR WOMEN
1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World
Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick
up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to
watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between
12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the
day.
6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams
is losing, DO NOT say, "Get over it, its only a game", or, "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me
angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"
will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to
me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying, "But
you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of
this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as, "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League,
Premier League, etc etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World
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04-27-2006, 10:30 AM
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Alrighty then.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I'm an American...what's the world cup?
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04-27-2006, 10:34 AM
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I dont condone disrespect
Join Date: Aug 2004
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YEAH THE WORLD CUP IS GREAT FOR WOMEN TOO !!!
All you have to do is fill the fridge with beer and pies , get a load of snacks in for your man, And its free time yahoo!!! hit the shops sauna pub night clubs ect ... Yeah its a great time for women lol  |
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04-27-2006, 11:32 AM
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Your own personal Satan
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Originally Posted by nroberts
I'm an American...what's the world cup?
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Ha! You beat me to it. |
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04-27-2006, 12:59 PM
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I Like Pie!
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Originally Posted by Figs
Ha! You beat me to it.
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u did too!
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translation:can u guys read backwards?;)
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04-27-2006, 03:16 PM
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Rebel XTi
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IT is the biggest cup in the world.....  with some guys kicking balls around..... |
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04-27-2006, 03:56 PM
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I dunno if you guys have qualified for it this year. I know it's pretty much the only sport you guys are **** at !
Greatest sporting event on the planet. The whole of England plans to get behind the team for a month but gets dissapointed after the first week when we're knocked out and then pray that Germany don't win it.
Then the whole process starts again for the European competition in two years time and the next world cup 2 years after that... |
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04-27-2006, 11:28 PM
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Nov 2004
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go GERMANY!!!!!!! 
 we'll never win though, so we'll be knocked out in the first ko round and then pary that england dont win!!!!! lol |
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04-28-2006, 01:37 AM
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Oi !!!
Get the **** out of my thread !!!
Hee hee hee !!!
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04-28-2006, 12:03 PM
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Your own personal Satan
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Originally Posted by Mondo
I dunno if you guys have qualified for it this year. I know it's pretty much the only sport you guys are **** at !
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Our team is getting better, I think they did pretty decent last time around... |
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04-28-2006, 12:22 PM
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Alrighty then.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Joking asside, one of the guys at work asked that same question...and meant it 
I said it would be sort of like if the whole world played football and there was a tournament between the different countries... 
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The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” – Brian W. Kernighan
When you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, stop digging.
I think in code: while(1) execute();
I'd rather die when I'm living then when I'm dead.
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04-28-2006, 12:26 PM
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Alrighty then.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Yeah, where the **** am I?
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Originally Posted by Mondo
I dunno if you guys have qualified for it this year. I know it's pretty much the only sport you guys are **** at !
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According to the website we did...we even won a bit...
http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/....html?team=usa
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The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.
“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” – Brian W. Kernighan
When you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, stop digging.
I think in code: while(1) execute();
I'd rather die when I'm living then when I'm dead.
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04-29-2006, 12:58 AM
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Arena Artist
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Originally Posted by Mondo
Oi !!!
Get the **** out of my thread !!!
Hee hee hee !!!
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Oh come on, arent u hoping for another eng/ger final with a dodgy line call, or a penalty shoot out? lol 
i just hope it's not brazil AGAIN  |
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05-02-2006, 03:48 AM
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I tell you what, I'm bored with all this feckin' Rooney talk, and it's only been a couple of days so far!
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