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AxeSlinger
I'm not sure, but I think I detect a tiny note of sarcasm in your letter.
I did find part of it amusing though, especially the part where you said you learned one of my blindingly fast solos..hahaha
I think you're slinging something but it's not axe.
If those no talent string whackers like Vai and the rest can't learn my amazing intricately patterned solos how could any one else. It well known throughout the musical world that only I, Wengie can play the solos that make the world cry.
Everyone knows that I could only improve on that horrible little ditty "
Black Star".
I came up with the idea one afternoon while I was getting my toenails clipped.
Of course I never have to show off. People are flabergasted every time I walk into a room. Whatever party or function I go to, I always hear them saying, I can't believe he showed up here. They're obviously amazed that I would honor them with my globe trotting presence.
It "is" refreshing to hear one of my fans, the common people admit they're stunned by my unearthly technique. It is unbelievable isn't it.
I do believe your stupidity is showing through though. I actually have 203 stratocasters, not 200, and of course I need 4 ferraris, one for each day of the week.
Wengie
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