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Old 08-15-2003, 07:57 PM   #1
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HAD TO POST THIS FUNNY THING


This will make you crack a smile ..found it in the vhforums credit to Stosh for posting it..

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


1. A guitar has a volume knob

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

4. You can unplug a guitar

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care

9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.

17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.


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THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT
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Old 05-10-2006, 03:27 AM   #2
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oh yeah thats funny!

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Old 05-10-2006, 03:58 AM   #3
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Thats a good one!
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:36 AM   #4
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Those are great.
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Old 05-12-2006, 04:19 AM   #5
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Funny stuff
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Me, I like guitar. I like loud squeals and pinch harmonics that only dogs can hear, tapping that would redefine what Fred Astaire popularized, sweeping that would make a janitor jealous, and most importantly great melodic HOOKS (like the greatest hook writers of all time Björn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson). Singing is not a requirement.
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Old 05-12-2006, 12:01 PM   #6
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How true!
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Old 05-12-2006, 06:03 PM   #7
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Those are funny
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