Van Halen lyrics ?

[Mondy]

Hi everyone...

So how many of you all out there, ACTUALLY know your Van Halen lyrics ? [img]images/smilies/headscratch.gif[/img]

I thought I did, but I was singing along to some of the tunes on Fair Warning as it was blaring out of my car stereo, and caught myself mumbling one of the lines because I didn't know the lyric.

Then I thought to myself, "Shite-a-mundo ! This is my favourite band, and I don't know the words !"

I tried to take some consolation from the fact that David Lee Roth never knew the words either, and also I remember Eddie admitting on more than one occasion that he didn't know the words to the songs.

Anyhow, I went to The Official Van Halen Site , and took a look at some of the lyrics.

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My hearing is very bad, so I cannot be held accountable if you split your sides laughing at some of the stuff I thought I was singing correctly.

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"Dirty Movies"
<ul type="square">[*]I sang : Stained White Teeth, But To Me It Don't Matter...[*]Actual Lyrics : A "so what?" scene, but to me it don't matter[/list]
"Dirty Movies"
<ul type="square">[*]I sang : Mumble-mumble-mumble at the Sun Down Rainbow[*]Actual Lyrics : Daddy's little sweety after some damn rainbow[/list]
Push Comes To Shove
<ul type="square">[*]I sang : I believe there's once in every boy ![*]Actual Lyrics : I believe it was inevitable[/list]
Mean Street

This one is just sheer stupidity, but I literally mess the order up EVERY damn time !!!
<ul type="square">[*]I sing : And I hear those same old faces and I see that same old talk[*]Actual Lyrics : And I see the same old faces and I hear that same old talk[*] [img]images/smilies/icon_doh.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/icon_rant.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/wutblau.gif[/img][/list]

Now, there are shit loads more that I have sung wrong on other albums, but that's for starters. Before I make an even bigger tit out of myself than I already have, would anyone else like to admit that they have been singing the lyrics incorrectly ?

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