heh a stoned convo between me and my buddy in australia.....a typical computer game cum guitar freak show....
sid sub: akki is comin
sid sub: thats what he said
ashwin badhe: lol
ashwin badhe: this shd be fun
sid sub: oh u like bein alone wid me??
sid sub: (does the fox trot)
ashwin badhe: oh wait i thought akki was joining us
ashwin badhe: does the macarena
sid sub: ok fine..(does a really fat fox trot)
ashwin badhe: does a self-blowjob.....HA
ashwin badhe: cough cough
ashwin badhe: gag
sid sub: does not do a self blowjob but gets incredibly hot chick to do it for him
sid sub: ha
ashwin badhe: HAH i win.....
ashwin badhe: twisted world perspective
sid sub: pinches ur nipple and makes u clench teeth
ashwin badhe: bite the pillow ...make no sound.......bring u r daughter to the slauuuuuuuuuuuuughter
ashwin badhe: kick ass song man
sid sub: the pillow?? soft oredy huh
ashwin badhe: yeah
sid sub: its ok they got meds for that
sid sub: its called...get some balls mister
ashwin badhe:
ashwin badhe: u r hurting me
sid sub: oh im sorry baby...is this better?
ashwin badhe: why are u hurting me
ashwin badhe: yes
sid sub: i dunno i finished readin lord of the rings
sid sub: didnt have muich to do
sid sub: so i thougt....
ashwin badhe: i started it..
sid sub: cast lv 22 HURT spell
sid sub: (plays a kirk hammett solo)
sid sub: its working!!!!
ashwin badhe: reading hobbits first........ i wave it off by casting lv 22 dispell
ashwin badhe: plays touching tongues
sid sub: i scare y by casting level 23 BI spell
sid sub: changes into captain plant
sid sub: planet*
ashwin badhe: plant?
ashwin badhe: lol
ashwin badhe: capt plant
ashwin badhe: that would have been amazing me
ashwin badhe: man
sid sub: follows it by
sid sub: LVL 21 corny dialogue spell
sid sub: stays as captain planet
ashwin badhe: morphs into stumpy mariachi and introduces Paulo Gilberto!!!!
sid sub: turns into
marty friedman and gets a crooked right hand
sid sub: tries to slap u
sid sub: but ends up punching u
ashwin badhe:
sid sub: its cos of da hand
ashwin badhe: takes lv19 gilbert drill attack
sid sub: takes lvl 23 plays japanese scale
ashwin badhe: roll 19 to save
sid sub: 17h1917h19
ashwin badhe: lol
ashwin badhe: plays lvl23
harmonic minor.....
sid sub: lvl27 OZZY SPELL
ashwin badhe: calls on spirit of yngwie
sid sub: falls asleep..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ashwin badhe: eats a bat
ashwin badhe: lol
sid sub: defensive....casts lvl 42 yngwie spell
sid sub: turns fat
sid sub: damn i shlda called the lvl 22 one
ashwin badhe: lol.... repeats same lick ver and over.....
ashwin badhe: cant take it
sid sub: lvl 27 santana spell.....
sid sub: plays nothing
ashwin badhe: casts lvl 24 innovation of vai to break monotony
ashwin badhe: wait... he plays an excellent 12h15 X12 times
sid sub: oh yea but the new album he leaves out the 12 part
sid sub: both times
sid sub: just the one 15
ashwin badhe: oh man!!! thats ........
sid sub: i know
ashwin badhe: he redefined monotone
sid sub: lvl 21 zakk wylde spell...catches u off guard
sid sub: kaaaowaaaan
ashwin badhe: WHAT?
sid sub: rips ur head off
ashwin badhe: quickly counters it Phil collins
ashwin badhe: spreads love in the ai
sid sub: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
ashwin badhe: r
sid sub: falls flat on the ground
sid sub: gathers mana
sid sub: lvl 0.005 CHER spell
ashwin badhe: tries to finish u off with dimebag attack
sid sub: oh yeaaaa
ashwin badhe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sid sub: DO U BELIEVE
sid sub: well im gonna make u believe u punk
ashwin badhe: i DONt believe in love after love
ashwin badhe: throws a gay person at u to distract u
sid sub: picks up elton john and throw him out
ashwin badhe: grrrrr..... elton john weeps in his husbands arms
sid sub: rob halford looks angry
ashwin badhe: sneaky metallica attack.... fight fire with fire
ashwin badhe: LOL
sid sub: lemme go get a painkiller
sid sub: eats painkiller and justin timberlake dies
ashwin badhe: and let evil touch u in funny places
ashwin badhe: evil has warm hands
ashwin badhe: mmmmmmmm
sid sub: defensive spell...leper messiah...metallica and megadeth show up
sid sub: haha
sid sub: double counter
ashwin badhe: they kill each other leaving u defenceless
sid sub: brb
ashwin badhe: i throw a quick dragonforce attack even though i didnt rote the spell
ashwin badhe: damn
ashwin badhe: ok
ashwin badhe: just when i was winning
ashwin badhe:
sid sub: haa caught u offguard.....casts spirit of jason becker spell"the ultimate shred)
sid sub: buduthublaoonn X 12
ashwin badhe: then i cast jason from friday 13th for an even better "shred"
sid sub: covers full fretboard with sweeps
sid sub: calls canon xp550 for the best shred ever
ashwin badhe: and anjamma for better sweeps
ashwin badhe: LOL
sid sub: i will see ur anjamma
ashwin badhe: beats u with shredder from ninja turtles
sid sub: and just basicall keep starin at them titties
ashwin badhe: ewwwwwwwwwww
sid sub: calls upon the michaelangelo spell
ashwin badhe: totally defenceless now
sid sub: no not from the turtles
sid sub: the other monotonous shredder
ashwin badhe: lol
sid sub: plays with both hands
sid sub: then plays with self
sid sub: loses consciousness
ashwin badhe: thats me
sid sub: automatically goes into OZZY lvl 23 spell
ashwin badhe: turns me into bat and try to eat me
sid sub: casts lvl 21 cobain spell
sid sub: ODs and dies
ashwin badhe: lol
sid sub: hehe
sid sub: haha i win
sid sub: thats the latest version of Ipod
ashwin badhe: then i cast hendrix spell and make orgsmic faces
sid sub: to rub it into the other mp3 p[layers face
ashwin badhe: kinky
sid sub: casts lvl 24 satriani spell...turns devoid of emotion
sid sub: but plays pretty cool
sid sub: loses hair too
sid sub: sings badly
sid sub: its a 4 step spell
ashwin badhe: then i cast shakespeare spell and dies 145 years ago
ashwin badhe: so technically this battle never happened
sid sub: casts lvl 21 jesus spell and joins dimmu borgir....
ashwin badhe: what the?!!!
sid sub: huahahaha
ashwin badhe: that would have been so weird man
sid sub: hehe yea
sid sub: well enuff of dis
sid sub:
ashwin badhe: casts ben stiller spell and makes "MAGNUM"
sid sub: i have laffed too much
ashwin badhe: i know
sid sub: casts lvl 21 owen spell
ashwin badhe: and we make fun of those guys in bash
sid sub: and kisses jackie chan
ashwin badhe: WHA....?
sid sub: ha
ashwin badhe: ruchir enjoys it
sid sub: cousin it?
ashwin badhe: ummm,... no
ashwin badhe: ruchir enjoys owen-chan gay fest
sid sub: dont we all
ashwin badhe: uhhhh no]
sid sub: hmm
sid sub: broods
sid sub: ODs and dies
ashwin badhe: damn i ave an exam tomorrow
sid sub: ye me too
sid sub: no wait
ashwin badhe: i thought u cant use cobain spell again
sid sub: sorry was caught up in my past
ashwin badhe: with the OD ing and the dying
sid sub: oh special case...imposter sighting
ashwin badhe: where
sid sub: ur mama
ashwin badhe: yeah... my mama is "special"
sid sub: oh sorry...cast lvl 21 shaggy spell by mistake
ashwin badhe: lol
ashwin badhe: which shaggy? scooby or insane jamican rapper
sid sub: combined double attack spel...sings a rap song with zoinks in it
ashwin badhe: aaah ya maan zoiks....
sid sub: hehe orite me goin ot mohammedds house
ashwin badhe: damn yous all
ashwin badhe: enjoy
sid sub: hehe u2 budduy
sid sub: cya
ashwin badhe: cya
ashwin badhe has left the conference.
hehe.....ps anjamma is his maid....and i am sidsub....
can i send this to bash
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