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40 unarmed midgets 0 0%
A fully grown adult male African lion 4 100.00%
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:25 AM   #1
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Death Match V


Who wins?



The rules:
  • Fight takes place between 1 full-grown, male African lion and 40 midgets
  • The midgets are unarmed (no guns, baseball bats, tasers, etc.)
  • The fight takes place in a closed arena (a racquetball court for example)
  • Fight is over when either a) the lion is dead, or b) all 40 midgets are dead or unable to fight back (severely wounded)
  • Lion is highly agitated, midgets know there's no way out until the lion is dead (they have to fight)
  • The midgets are not specially trained to fight but are in average physical and mental health
  • The midgets are given 5 minutes before the fight to prepare/strategize

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Old 07-19-2005, 11:02 AM   #2
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who wins? The viewing audience.
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Old 07-19-2005, 11:08 AM   #3
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Kinda harkens back to the Romans eh?
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Old 07-19-2005, 12:14 PM   #4
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The lion will win, or so I've read
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:07 AM   #5
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Common guys. This is important. Inquiring minds want to know.
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