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Old 01-18-2005, 08:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funny Gordon Strachan !!!

This has to be the best collection of footy quotes for a while.......

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Former Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney :

" It's an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson ".

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad ?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please ?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around ?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."


Reporter: Is that your best start to a season ?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team ?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like ? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League ?


Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result ?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.


On Augustine Delgado:
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Augustine Delgado.


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you ?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.


Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it ?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.


Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here ?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up ?
Strachan: Not telling you ! It's a secret.


Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon ?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today ?
Strachan: What areas ? Mainly that big green one out there....
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strachan is excellent, just hope he stays away from burnley.
Do you remember that stupid goal at Man-ure when he walked the ball over the line..
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Old 01-18-2005, 03:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This has to be the best collection of footy quotes for a while.......

.........

Former Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney :

" It's an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson ".

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad ?
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please ?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around ?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."


Reporter: Is that your best start to a season ?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team ?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like ? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League ?


Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result ?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.


On Augustine Delgado:
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Augustine Delgado.


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you ?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.


Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it ?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.


Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here ?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up ?
Strachan: Not telling you ! It's a secret.


Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon ?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today ?
Strachan: What areas ? Mainly that big green one out there....
This is so funny !!!!!! Even funnier than when i walked back into the studio to find WahWah taking pictures of himself pretending to work HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE EH EH EHE HE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHEEE!!!!!!!
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Even funnier than when i walked back into the studio to find WahWah taking pictures of himself pretending to work HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE EH EH EHE HE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHEEE!!!!!!!
Now that IS funny !!!
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Old 02-20-2005, 03:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I agree best quotes yet.

Love these in particular

On Augustine Delgado:
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by
today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Augustine Delgado.



Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas ? Mainly that big green one out there....

Thanks for these you just made my day.

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Those are excellent Mond!!!


I think my favourite quote from a football manager was by Ron Atkinson who said after a game when the Ref didn't do too well:--

"I have a rule of not criticising referees after the game, and I'm not going to make an exception for that wanker!!!!"

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Classic !

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