New Football Chants...

[Mondy]

I love the Newcastle - Sunderland one !!!



Sung to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
But it could be worse, You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother,
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc

Newcastle fans towards Sunderlandfans.
"Going down, going down, going down..."
Sunderlandfans replied.....
"So are we , so are we , so are we..."

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

West brom sang:
The premier league is upside down
The premier league is upside down
We're up the top chelsea bottom
The premier league is upside down
Then a few seconds later
champions...............champions.............cham pions

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.

A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!

In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad

Sung by Birminghamfans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews...
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!

To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

[DannyBoy]

Where did you get these mondy ? classics

[Geordie]

Brilliant !!!!!

[Mondy]

As with most stuff I get, it got e-mailed to me by somone...