01-05-2005, 06:04 PM
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AC/DC its a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll
actual: its a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll
misheard: its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
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01-05-2005, 09:17 PM
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Def Leppard - Rocket
Rocket! yeah! *insert random jibberish*
Actual: Rocket! Yeah! sattelite of love
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01-17-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ericgtr
Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night??  |
Actually, that reminds me of that old Beach Boys song:
Misheard Lyrics: She's my little douche scoop, you don't know what I've got. Ick (no I don't really want to know what you've got)
Actual Lyrics: She's my little deuce coupe, you don't know what I've got. |
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01-17-2005, 05:33 PM
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Local Artist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Orlando, Florida.
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"On a dark desert highway.......Cool Whip in my hair"
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01-17-2005, 09:19 PM
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the rolling stones "you can't always get what you wanted"
the background singers sing what sounds like..."you can't always get a chihuahua"...check it out the next time you listen...  |
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02-13-2005, 01:09 PM
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Fatboy Slim has remixed "The Joker" which made me remember this line :
I heard : Some people call me Maureen !
Actual : Some people call me Maurice
That was embarassing when belting it out amongst mates at school !
Anyway, another one was Guns n Roses Welcome To The Jungle :
I heard : You can have anything you want. but you better not make believe
Actual : You can have anything you want, but you better not take from me !
I posted this on The Pleasure Dome as a favourite lyric of mine and was promptly corrected.
MY FUCKING EARS !!!!!!
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05-26-2005, 07:27 PM
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Backup Artist
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Hendrix - Scuse me while I kiss this guy
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06-05-2005, 07:25 PM
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How about Van Halen's Unchained -
Thought you'd never miss me 'till I got your fat sister a dress.... |
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06-06-2005, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Figs
How about Van Halen's Unchained -
Thought you'd never miss me 'till I got your fat sister a dress....
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Now that is classic. I read this with a mouthful of tea, and am choking with laughter. That is simply priceless !!!
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06-07-2005, 11:23 AM
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Jeff McDonald
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After hearing CCR's "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?" I was left thinking...."Who's Lorraine and why would I wanna see her. 
Great thread idea, Mondy!
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06-08-2005, 12:12 AM
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Acdc..
Correct- Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Incorrect-Dirty jeans stone dirt cheap |
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06-08-2005, 02:29 AM
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Thanks for reminding me of Dirty Deeds.
My father,when he first heard that song, he thought
it was Dirty Deeds Thun-der Chief.
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06-08-2005, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by kc_artist_rocker
After hearing CCR's "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?" I was left thinking...."Who's Lorraine and why would I wanna see her.
Great thread idea, Mondy!
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Quick, edit your post ! It wasn't me that started this thread. It was VanMan2000 ! And you know how upset he gets. Don't wanna go winding the poor boy up, do you ?
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06-08-2005, 06:33 AM
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Jeff McDonald
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Originally Posted by mondola
Quick, edit your post ! It wasn't me that started this thread. It was VanMan2000 ! And you know how upset he gets. Don't wanna go winding the poor boy up, do you ?
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Oh yeah, woops!  I somehow started on page two instead of one.......Great thread idea here, Bob!
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07-04-2005, 11:14 AM
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Starving Artist
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These are really old but once heard this way I cant get them out of my head.
Right: What's it all about Alfie?
Wrong: What's it all about algae?
from the Beatles
Right: Baby your a rich man too.
Wrong: Baby your a rich fat jew.
I was shocked the first time I heard it that way I am sure the Beatles didn't say that, I do find it offensive so I don't need a lecture. 
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