05-27-2006, 09:27 AM
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#76
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Local Artist
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 98
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Elvis Costello
Correct: Watching the Detectives
Me: Watching the dead gills
I kept asking my older brother what a G I L L was!
(Hey I was only like 14 yrs old at the time!)
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07-05-2006, 02:31 PM
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#77
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Arena Artist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: German living in New Zealand
Posts: 623
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Originally Posted by Midnight 260
ahh okay
here's one i had
on tom petty's cd "the last dj" there is a song called the man who loves women
i always thought it said
"homo's stay away he's the man who loves women"
but it really says
"oh no stay away he's the man who loves women"
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lol! 
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07-07-2006, 03:38 AM
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#78
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 8,027
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Last edited by Mondy; 07-28-2006 at 03:45 AM.
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07-07-2006, 04:09 AM
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#79
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,651
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Originally Posted by Mondy
Queen's It's A Kind Of Magic...
My version:
The waiting seems eternity,
The day will dawn on Saturday !!!
Actual:
The waiting seems eternity,
The day will dawn of sanity,

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 that really made my day, thank you!
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07-08-2006, 12:13 PM
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#80
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 8,027
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Last edited by Mondy; 07-28-2006 at 03:44 AM.
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07-08-2006, 02:10 PM
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#81
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,651
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Originally Posted by Mondy
I have misheard shit loads of them !
Queen's Radio Ga Ga:
My version:
Those old time tunes, some background noise
A saxophone, the girls and boys
Actual version:
So don't become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys

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Oh my god, that version rules 
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07-13-2006, 02:21 PM
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#82
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,651
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This one has been going on for years, and I still hear it this way
Ozzy osbourne
Suicide Solution
Real: Hell on this earth
What I hear: Hi/hey Anisa
pisses me off 
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07-14-2006, 12:20 AM
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#83
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Famous Artist
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 267
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It must be time to add one of the more famous (and comical) ones:
George Michael's weepy song "Careless Whisper". At the time of its release many thought it an ad campaign for a new breakfast serial:
"Kellogg's Whisper".
Gary
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07-14-2006, 05:32 AM
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#84
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101 Guru
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 8,027
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Last edited by Mondy; 07-28-2006 at 03:36 AM.
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07-14-2006, 07:45 AM
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#85
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Do ya Wanna get Rocked?
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Teesside, N.E. England
Posts: 813
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Song from my old 80s originals rock band Arizona "Lovin' Every Minute"
correct version:
"You're wanted for a crime in someone else's eyes"
on tape, sounds more like:
"You're wanted for a crime in someone else's arse"!!!
Oo-err ... titter ye not!!

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That's it ..... a little more to the right ..... ohhhh yehhhh ..... right ... right there
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07-14-2006, 09:36 PM
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#86
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,651
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Judas Priest
A touch of evil
real
You're possessing me
my
Mississippi

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08-13-2006, 11:53 PM
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#87
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Famous Artist
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Behind the 7-11 in a big box
Posts: 256
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Originally Posted by GNLidiard
The Eagles - Hotel California,
Real words - "Warm smell of palitas..." what ever they are...
Wife heard - "Warm smell of police men..." presumably a dough-nut reference...
Gary
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Actually, it's "Warm smell of colitas", some kinda pot reference
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You must fear my dancing devil banana! :devilchil
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08-15-2006, 09:52 AM
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#88
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,651
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Originally Posted by GNLidiard
It must be time to add one of the more famous (and comical) ones:
George Michael's weepy song "Careless Whisper". At the time of its release many thought it an ad campaign for a new breakfast serial:
"Kellogg's Whisper".
Gary
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Beautiful
I think I get the lyrics wrong for every death metal song ever written  , those songs are an aquired taste anyway.
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08-15-2006, 11:45 AM
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#89
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Famous Artist
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 267
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Colitas!
Wow!
After all these years. I was entirely convinced that "palitas" was in the lyrics on the inside of the gatefold album cover.
Still, it merely shows how quiet my youth was!
Gary
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08-12-2007, 11:05 AM
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#90
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Spawn of Satan's Scrotum
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 73
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There's Extreme's 'Get the funk out'
Incorrect: Not bad, for a mississippi white boy
Correct: Not bad, for a pastey faced white boy...
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