Misheard Lyrics

[iron maiden 131]

incorrect: start to feel your mexican crawl
correct: start to feel your neckskin crawl

iron maiden fear of the dark

[Ultranothing]

I once caught my buddy (a self-certified classic-rock aficionado) singing "I don't need, your beast ah' burnin'"

I mean...come on...

[Ms.Christie]

Metallica's "Whiskey in the Jar" ~

Correct verse:
Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy, oh
Whack for my daddy, oh
There's whiskey in the jar, oh

What I have always heard and will continue to hear:
A masharine dum a doo dumdie
A rack for my daddy yo
A rack for my daddy yo
The whiskey and the gyro

The funny part is...the whole time I thought the song was a sick ballad between the whiskey and a gyro...

[Kain Thornn]

Enter Sandman, second verse

Wrong:Something strong, shit delight, heavy thighs tonight
and
Dream some drag on fire, and a big apple pie!

Right: Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight
and
Dreams of dragon's fire, and the things that will bite!

[Sito]

Right: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Wrong: Dirty deeds done with sheep