12-21-2004, 09:36 AM
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Toastmaster General
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Misheard Lyrics
I think my favorite would be (for you old heads out there) Creedence Clearwater Revivals Bad Moon On The Rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"
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"It was John Lennon who said "Life is what happens while you're making plans." Of course he also said "I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus" so I don't know WHAT to believe. "
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
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12-21-2004, 03:06 PM
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Napoleon Dynamite
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Elton John is the Worst...
Benny and the Jets:
"We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around."
Everybodys talking lysol so stick around.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road:
"You cant plant me in your penthouse."
Your cat can't pee in your penthouse.
Love Lies Bleeding in My Hands:
"It kills me to think of you with another man."
To think what I could do with another man. 
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12-21-2004, 08:34 PM
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Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? 
Last edited by ericgtr; 12-21-2004 at 08:58 PM.
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12-22-2004, 08:16 AM
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Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!
Let me think now...
The obvious one is :
Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze- Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
- Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !
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12-22-2004, 10:39 AM
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My own personal favorite:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you...
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12-22-2004, 10:43 AM
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Bryan Adams, Heaven:
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
Your only 11
Sick bastard!
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12-22-2004, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mondola
Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!
Let me think now...
The obvious one is :
Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze- Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
- Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !
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I was fortunate enuff to see Hendrix live twice. The second time I saw him he actually sang the incorrect line and pointed to Noel Redding (bass player). |
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12-22-2004, 02:45 PM
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Some Heads are gonna Roll
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Location: Central Texas
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Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me
"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."
actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."
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01-17-2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ericgtr
Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? |
Actually, that reminds me of that old Beach Boys song:
Misheard Lyrics: She's my little douche scoop, you don't know what I've got. Ick (no I don't really want to know what you've got)
Actual Lyrics: She's my little deuce coupe, you don't know what I've got. |
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01-17-2005, 05:33 PM
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Local Artist
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"On a dark desert highway.......Cool Whip in my hair"
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01-17-2005, 09:19 PM
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the rolling stones "you can't always get what you wanted"
the background singers sing what sounds like..."you can't always get a chihuahua"...check it out the next time you listen...  |
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01-22-2006, 06:38 AM
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Starving Artist
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally Posted by ericgtr
Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? |
Blinded by the light, revved up like a duece another runner in the night.  |
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08-12-2007, 12:05 PM
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Spawn of Satan's Scrotum
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Location: UK
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There's Extreme's 'Get the funk out'
Incorrect: Not bad, for a mississippi white boy
Correct: Not bad, for a pastey faced white boy...
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03-22-2009, 03:57 AM
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Starving Artist
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incorrect: start to feel your mexican crawl
correct: start to feel your neckskin crawl
iron maiden fear of the dark
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06-18-2009, 11:15 AM
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Starving Artist
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Right: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Wrong: Dirty deeds done with sheep |
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