12-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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Misheard Lyrics
I think my favorite would be (for you old heads out there) Creedence Clearwater Revivals Bad Moon On The Rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"
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"It was John Lennon who said "Life is what happens while you're making plans." Of course he also said "I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus" so I don't know WHAT to believe. "
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
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12-21-2004, 02:06 PM
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Napoleon Dynamite
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Elton John is the Worst...
Benny and the Jets:
"We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around."
Everybodys talking lysol so stick around.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road:
"You cant plant me in your penthouse."
Your cat can't pee in your penthouse.
Love Lies Bleeding in My Hands:
"It kills me to think of you with another man."
To think what I could do with another man. 
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12-21-2004, 07:34 PM
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Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? 
Last edited by ericgtr; 12-21-2004 at 07:58 PM.
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12-22-2004, 07:16 AM
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Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!
Let me think now...
The obvious one is :
Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze- Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
- Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !
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12-22-2004, 09:39 AM
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My own personal favorite:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you...
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12-22-2004, 09:43 AM
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Bryan Adams, Heaven:
Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
Your only 11
Sick bastard!
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12-22-2004, 10:03 AM
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"let the bodies hit the floor"
my interpretation:
let the bystanders go
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12-22-2004, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mondola
Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!
Let me think now...
The obvious one is :
Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze- Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
- Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !
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I was fortunate enuff to see Hendrix live twice. The second time I saw him he actually sang the incorrect line and pointed to Noel Redding (bass player). |
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12-22-2004, 01:45 PM
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Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me
"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."
actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."
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12-22-2004, 03:59 PM
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This one's for anyone out there who still remembers the 70's 
Bee Gees:
Correct: "More than a woman...more than a woman to me"
Incorrect: "Bald headed woman...bald headed woman to me" 
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Let's not forget the about the 80's:
Thompson Twins:
Correct: "Lies, lies, lies, yeah...they're gonna get you"
Incorrect: "Life size lice yeah...they're gonna get you"
Last edited by Raven; 12-22-2004 at 04:03 PM.
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12-23-2004, 04:17 AM
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REM - The Sidewinder Sleep tonight
Actual lyric - Call me when you try to wake her up
My Version - Calling Cheryl Baker up
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12-23-2004, 10:44 AM
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What!
what can i say everyone took the good ones  |
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12-25-2004, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Riff Addict
Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me
"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."
actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."
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LOL I thought it was sweet to taste, sample me |
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12-26-2004, 10:23 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Riff Addict
Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me
"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."
actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."
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Oooohh, so thats what it says. I always thought it said:
"You got the picture, I've got the beat"
"Sweep the deck, like a beast" |
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12-28-2004, 01:48 PM
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Rebel XTi
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Sound Garden
I shot my load today would you cry for me!
I shot my LOVE today would you cry for me! Actual ha ha
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