Palimony

[Badams]

Palimony

6-16-07
Keith Adams

We've lived together ten long years
And I'm glad nobody warned ya
About the funny laws they have
In the state of California
I like my meat high off the hog
Dont feed my no baloney
We'll do fine
Send whats mine
Mail my palimony

You were quick
To crack the whip
Riding on your pony
Its hard labor loving you
Make out the checks to bony
We went to court the verdict came
Your face was pinched and stony
The one to arbitrate the case
Was my old fishing crony

I've met myself a sweet young thing
She's talking matrimony
She wants a big church wedding dear
So mail my palimony
Life isnt fair to some of us
In fact it is quite rotten
Bowels hang on
For soon you'll be
Moving in tall cotton

[Dimebag-Rip]

Some funny stuff man.

[jimmerwoo]

Great stuff...more comedy stuff please...would love to hear a tune to this.

[Badams]

I think that the tune is the best part of it. I dont have it recorded at present though . Sorry. If you want humor then I've got more.
Im glad you likes this one and thanks.