PIE-one for the ladies. - Guitars101

the rock · 08-09-2005, 12:33 PM

In her bed she lie
wanting begging me
to take some pie
dig in dig in

as i oblige
getting her wet
she knows with me
it's a sure bet

I smack it down
smack it right
And it's so nice when
she can squeeze her p***y so tight.

Feelin it?

the rock · 08-11-2005, 04:20 PM

no responses, hmmmm. I must have the ladies so hot they don't have time ta type.

**VanMan2000** · 08-11-2005, 09:44 PM

Are you sure YOU wrote this? It sounds like a Warrant song.

**jothan2004** · 08-11-2005, 10:07 PM

LOL............Seems more explicit than the Warrant song.

**VanMan2000** · 08-11-2005, 10:27 PM

Actually, I take that back, the Warrant songs were more clever. "She's my Cherry Pie, cool drink a water, what a sweet surprise, huh"

Cherry Lawn · 08-12-2005, 02:15 PM

Cro · 08-13-2005, 10:34 AM

at least it didnt' go

" I forked her hard in the nose,
and than I tried to spoon her ear,"

know that would of been funny.

Cherry Lawn,
What a hot bitch.. Well thats what Van Halen tells me. lol

Cro · 08-13-2005, 10:38 AM

And Dude...
The Rock did better at "Pie" than you did..
Check out WWF Music Volume 5...
And than you'd be truly smelling what The ROCK is cooking!!
Know shut up ya little jabroni,
and know you Role and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

**DLYNN** · 08-13-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the rock

In her bed she lie
wanting begging me
to take some pie
dig in dig in

as i oblige
getting her wet
she knows with me
it's a sure bet

I smack it down
smack it right
And it's so nice when
she can squeeze her p***y so tight.

Feelin it?

There's a good chance you beat off alone everynight, isn't there....
In fact I bet the only women you do see is from the centerfold of the magazine you smuggled out of the 7-11. Good luck in your search of REALLY understanding a woman, cause it sounds like you need it.

**stingx** · 08-13-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLYNN

There's a good chance you beat off alone everynight, isn't there....
In fact I bet the only women you do see is from the centerfold of the magazine you smuggled out of the 7-11. Good luck in your search of REALLY understanding a woman, cause it sounds like you need it.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Rythameen · 08-13-2005, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLYNN

There's a good chance you beat off alone everynight, isn't there....
In fact I bet the only women you do see is from the centerfold of the magazine you smuggled out of the 7-11. Good luck in your search of REALLY understanding a woman, cause it sounds like you need it.

I knew this was coming from one of the ladies. Way to go Dlynn, well put too. The sad part is, it's most likely closer to the truth than you know.

**DLYNN** · 08-13-2005, 05:04 PM

I only speak on what I see. LOL. I guess the writings of just going through puberty just won't leave his side. A relationship of value with a person rather than his hand isn't something he's very familar with obvisously. I suggest a trip to adulthood, maybe he'll find someone to take pity on him.

However, it wont be me.

**BleedingPinky** · 08-13-2005, 05:10 PM

Oh well, maybe he´ll find some chick(en) in the farm that puts AAA size eggs

**jothan2004** · 08-13-2005, 05:27 PM

Seems like no one has a sense of humor anymore. I think he was joking, but I can't really say for sure. lol

Rythameen · 08-13-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLYNN

I only speak on what I see. LOL. I guess the writings of just going through puberty just won't leave his side. A relationship of value with a person rather than his hand isn't something he's very familar with obvisously. I suggest a trip to adulthood, maybe he'll find someone to take pity on him.

However, it wont be me.

I think it boils down to a lack of respect, not only for women, but for people in general.