[VanMan2000]

I think my favorite would be (for you old heads out there) Creedence Clearwater Revivals Bad Moon On The Rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"

 

[stingx]

Elton John is the Worst...

Benny and the Jets:

"We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around."

Everybodys talking lysol so stick around.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road:

"You cant plant me in your penthouse."

Your cat can't pee in your penthouse.

Love Lies Bleeding in My Hands:

"It kills me to think of you with another man."

To think what I could do with another man. :doh:

 

[ericgtr]

Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? :scratch:

 

[Mondy]

Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!

Let me think now...

The obvious one is :

Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze

• Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
• Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !

:lol:

 

[Guest]

My own personal favorite:

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you...

 

[ericgtr]

Bryan Adams, Heaven:

Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
Your only 11

Sick bastard!

 

[bbkane]

"let the bodies hit the floor"

my interpretation:
let the bystanders go

 

[sgstd]

Fucking hell. This is the thread of my life with my bad hearing !!!

Let me think now...

The obvious one is :

Jimi Hendix - Purple Haze

• Correct: Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
• Incorrect: Excuse me, while I kiss this guy !

:lol:

I was fortunate enuff to see Hendrix live twice. The second time I saw him he actually sang the incorrect line and pointed to Noel Redding (bass player).:lol: :lol:

 

[Riff Addict]

Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me

"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."

actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."

 

[Raven]

This one's for anyone out there who still remembers the 70's :afro:

Bee Gees:

Correct: "More than a woman...more than a woman to me"
Incorrect: "Bald headed woman...bald headed woman to me" :scif890:

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Let's not forget the about the 80's:

Thompson Twins:

Correct: "Lies, lies, lies, yeah...they're gonna get you"
Incorrect: "Life size lice yeah...they're gonna get you"

 

[phil28uk]

REM - The Sidewinder Sleep tonight

Actual lyric - Call me when you try to wake her up

My Version - Calling Cheryl Baker up

 

[Guest]

What!

what can i say everyone took the good ones:yumyum:

 

[flyingv]

Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me

"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."

actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."

LOL I thought it was sweet to taste, sample me :lol:

 

[The Ulnarian]

Def Leppard: Pour some sugar on me

"You got the peaches I got the cream",
"sweet potatoes, sack of wheat."

actual: "sweet to taste, saccharine."

Oooohh, so thats what it says. I always thought it said:

"You got the picture, I've got the beat"
"Sweep the deck, like a beast"

 

[Beka4MikE]

Sound Garden

I shot my load today would you cry for me!

I shot my LOVE today would you cry for me! Actual ha ha

 

[mickey_g107]

AC/DC its a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll

actual: its a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll

misheard: its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

 

[mab8485]

Def Leppard - Rocket

Rocket! yeah! *insert random jibberish*

Actual: Rocket! Yeah! sattelite of love

 

[The Ulnarian]

Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche into the middle of the night?? :scratch:

Actually, that reminds me of that old Beach Boys song:


Misheard Lyrics: She's my little douche scoop, you don't know what I've got. Ick (no I don't really want to know what you've got)


Actual Lyrics: She's my little deuce coupe, you don't know what I've got.

 

[SDJ218]

"On a dark desert highway.......Cool Whip in my hair"

 

[jimihendrix]

the rolling stones "you can't always get what you wanted"

the background singers sing what sounds like..."you can't always get a chihuahua"...check it out the next time you listen...